It's funny how people can make money off of writing blogs. And I can't even keep up with mine for free. It seems I've been writing for everyone except myself nowadays. My boss. My other boss. My hellish teachers who can't grade a simple quiz let alone my papers.Pretty sad.
Very much.
Lily Allen is the best.
I'll tell you a secret, let's make this perfectly clear, there's no secrets this year.
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New York ♥...
So apparently yesterday was San Jose's official Alzheimers Day. So yay for that!
I wish I had my own day of the year. It would be called B-day. Actually no, don't want it to be confused with Beyonce's retarded album..
Ok how about something like Everyone Sucks Day?
Or how about...I Hate 1028399820932032730000 degree Weather Day?
ORRRRR...EVEN better: Drink Your Haterade With a Smile Day? Yess, that last one's the best!
Some things to note about the beginning of my week:
1. Guys with beer guts really shouldn't try and sport trendy mohawks.
2. Camel toe is not cool.
3. If you're wearing a dress you really shouldn't be wearing a plastic visor as well.
4. If you're of the Caucasian decent, live in the trailer park on Monterey Rd. and are tired of people calling you Trailer Trash, then maybe you shouldn't let your children walk around barefoot.
I can't get Don't Be Tardy For the Party out of my head....
I found this old house, and I think it's beautiful ♥
